Me: I spoke to the Guardian a few weeks ago about my role and how the school really supports our Careers work
Avid Reader: Oh nice, well done, but one thing..
Avid Reader: This fella they interviewed is called George
Me: No it’s me
Avid Reader: Are you sure?
Me: Well, they call me by full name in the first paragraph
Avid Reader: So your name is Russell?
Me: My first name is, yes
Avid Reader: But then it keeps saying “George” does this and “George” does that.
Avid Reader: So how come…?
Me: Believe me, it’s not the first time
Avid Reader: But…it’s only two words to get in the right order
Me: I know, I thought Russell Brand getting popular would solve this
Avid Reader: Ah, but he’s only get one first name!
Me: So have I!
And so on
Anyway, it’s here: